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$JUNK · The Degens
Orcs
A purse of coins worth almost nothing, carried with total pride. Ape first, read never.
Five clans · Five purses · One chain
Every clan
pays differently.
Orcs carry junk. Dwarves hoard gold. Elves pretend they don't need money. Halflings pay in pie. Humans sell at the first dip. Find out which purse is yours.
First purse · $JUNK contract address
DA4yeWtJYRG1tr1VH8dNzR8wKYauycycztK99o1YpumpJOrcs$JUNK
HDwarves$HOARD
AElves$ANCIENT
CHalflings$CRUMB
PHumans$PENNY
Five purses. One crossroads.The market has its types
The five clans
Every trader you've ever met belongs to one of them. Each clan keeps its own purse, and each purse is its own coin.
HSealed
$HOARD · Diamond Hands
Dwarves
Gold goes into the mountain and never comes back out. Not once. Not ever.
ASealed
$ANCIENT · The Early Ones
Elves
They stopped needing money a few thousand years ago. They still bring it up.
CSealed
$CRUMB · Small Bags
Halflings
Paid in pie, favors and second helpings. Tiny stack, full belly, zero stress.
PSealed
$PENNY · Paper Hands
Humans
Plain silver pennies, spent at the first sign of trouble. Sold the bottom again.
A highly scientific market study
Which clan are you?
Pick the line that hurts the most.
A story from the old market
The crossroads market
Five clans met at a crossroads market and could not agree on what money was. The dwarves wanted gold they would never spend. The elves said money was beneath them, then asked to be paid anyway. The orcs dumped a purse of rusty junk on the table and dared anyone to refuse it.
The halflings paid in pie. The humans brought pennies and sold them back before lunch. Nobody agreed on anything, so every clan kept its own purse. Now the purses are opening, one at a time.
Choose your purse
How to join a clan
Three small steps into a very questionable market.
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom or any wallet that holds Solana tokens.
Add a little SOL
Enough for your buy plus a few cents in network fees. Only spend what you would spend on a joke.
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